Becoming a poet ain’t a big deal if you’re studying in co-education. If you’re not, then you need to be an active part of your college societies, Ofc I don’t want school going kids to spoil their mental stability! The benefit of joining co-curricular societies especially debates and dramatics is that your college sends you out on external competitions where you, for the first time get to interact with opposite gender after grade Eight, yes thats how it works in Pakistan! Now both co-education and separate college dudes can have a crush this way!
After locking the target, you need to calm down!! I know there exists harmonal rush at this age but you really need to calm down, if you actually want to become a poet or writer, in the other case! Now you’re calm, all you need is to move closer both physically and mentally to your crush. But keep in mind, you need to to keep a safe physical distance cz if you breach this limit I can’t guarantee you becoming poet but becoming sick with covid!
By this time you’re closer to your crush, only mentally! All you need is to act nice and kind! Remember there’s huge difference between being caring and creepy! Like you don’t really need to ask “Are you in a relationship before?” You need to act nicely and try to become friends!
Rest is on instagram Algorithms, they will show you most romantic quotes, poetry and other stuff that poets do! Keep reading and have trust, you will be a complete poet after reading this story!
By now you would’ve been friends and would, for sure, have exchanged your social accounts, atleast one of them! Also keep in mind if your locked target isn’t really interested in you find another one! No means no! You’re supposed to adhere to basic rights of people and respect their boundaries if you want to be poet!
Next you need to talk to your friend crush, not too often, like once or twice a week and then keep increasing the frequency very slowly! Replying to stories is the key to initiate a conversation, whenever you feel like talking! Also keep reading, instagram Algorithm’s suggested poetry and literary extracts carefully! Cz now you can feel them! It is your training. I will be discussing opportunity later on!
After talking to your crush friend for about 2-3 months you’re into sort of casual friendship! You will start knowing their beliefs, political awareness and likes. If you find them compatible, only then take the next step. Otherwise find a new crush and repeat above procedure, more professionally! Once your vibes start matching, all you need is to wait for a story phrased as “All I want is a hand written note” and it comes mostly, if not always, from female side!! Now that is your opportunity! In this initiating step, you need to utilise all the poetry and literary extracts you’ve saved from instagram, to compose a well organised, 300 words long hand written note! REMEMBER HUMOUR AND UNDERSTANDING IS THE KEY!
That will be your first masterpiece as a writer! Now if your handwritten note gets approval you need to calm down!! DON’T PANIC!! You will mutually agree going on a coffee or a park or a movie date! The excitement before going to date would spark you to write another literary masterpiece!! And so on! Now after few months you guys will eventually break up! Don’t argue it is always destined!! Now your partner’s memories every now and then will spark you to write another literary masterpiece!!
In the other case, if your handwritten note gets rejected, that humiliation and disappointment will spark you to write literary masterpieces in the chat memories of your partner!!
And of course, it were the College societies where your intellect groomed and you started learning how to write. All that crush story was just a spark, so you better decide by yourself either you want to be an active part of college societies and become an esteemed writer or you want to destroy your mental stability to become a toxic writer by getting into above, detailed, discussed procedure.

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